BARRY BONDS, HANK AARON AND THE WILLIE MAYS CONNNECTION!

Barry Bonds and the San Francisco Giants will be at Dodger Stadium tonight to begin a 3-game series. All games are important to the Dodgers because they're involved in a 4-team race to win the National League West Division. The Dodgers and Arizona's Diamondbacks are in a virtual tie for first. San Diego's Padres are only a half game back and Colorado's Rockies are only three and a half games back.

Brad Penny, with a record of 13-1 will be pitching for the Dodgers tonight, but the majority of fans watching in person or on ESPN won't be thinking about Penny's chances at winning a Cy Young award or the Dodgers' chances of winning a division title. No, the focus will be on a 43-year old player who has the attention of two distinctly different groups of people. Baseball fans who do or don't want Bonds to break Hank Aaron's home run record and a Grand Jury that's debating whether or not to indict Bonds for perjury and or tax evasion.

Hank Aaron has let it be known that he won't show up to watch Bonds tie and or break his home run record and he refuses to discuss it further. Willie Mays is Bonds' godfather. Mays was playing during the Aaron era or vice versa. Aaron set all the records while Mays got all the glory. Make no mistake, Willie Mays was a great baseball player. Some say he's the best there ever was! Aaron, great at being consistently great, but without the fanfare, seems to have a "chopped liver" complex because of adulation bestowed upon Mays that isn't bestowed upon Aaron.

Hank Aaron is a very quiet guy who accomplished what he accomplished like a working stiff as opposed to Mays who accomplished what he accomplished like a star!

In almost any office in America, you can see something comparable. Maybe not from a money or national stage standpoint, but ego and personal feelings are something as basic as breathing.

The working stiff and the prima donna. Hank Aaron? Working stiff. Barry Bonds? Prima Donna. Willie Mays? Prima donna. And every bit the jerk Barry Bonds is. Don't believe me? Ask San Francisco kids who used to wait after games to get an autograph from Mays and you'll find out why those same kids became fans of Orlando Cepeda and Willie McCovey.

Birds of a feather? Bonds and Mays. As Paul Harvey might say, "Now you know the rest of the story!"

THE POSSIBILITY OF A HISTORY MAKING BASEBALL TRIFECTA TONIGHT:

There's an outside chance that Barry Bonds won't play tonight, but for him to miss a game at Dodger Stadium is hard to believe. Here's something you can believe. At Yankee Stadium tonight, Alex Rodriguez (A-Rod) will be trying to hit his 500th home run in a game against the White Sox. In Milwaukee tonight, Tom Glavine will be pitching for the Mets. If Glavine wins, it will be his 300th win. Assuming that Bonds plays, will baseball score a history making trifecta tonight?

IRAQ AND TURKEY:

An interesting story in yesterday's New York Times indicated progress that is being made in Iraq. Unfortunately, a story today is about Iraqi legislators who have decided to go on vacation for more than a month. They won't go back to work until the 4th of September. About two weeks or so after that, General David Patraeus is supposed to give Congress an Iraq progress report. It is hoped that he will speak plain English which would include the word "lazy" being used to described Iraqi leaders and Iraqi military commanders. Not to mention Iraqi troops, some of whom have been fighting against Americans.

Speaking of fighting...According to a story written by Robert Novak, President Bush is considering secret military action in Turkey. Novak says that a high level administration official has assured members of Congress that "The U.S. role would be concealed and denied." Short Commentary: For openers, I guess concealing and denying would be a little hard to do now, but the big question I would have is this; Could we maybe get this Iraq business done correctly first! And if we have special warriors we could send to Turkey, wouldn't it be better if we used those same people to go after Osama bin Laden?

AND ON A LIGHTER NOTE:

Patrick Emory is a friend of mine who spent many years as a great news anchor for CNN as well as other places. Emory sent me a story designed to lighten the mood that's titled, "The Zipper".

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and screeched, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know you!" The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."

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THE NEW LINDSAY LOHAN FILM MUST HAVE BEEN A "PAYCHECK" DECISION!

A long time actor friend of mine once told me, "If it ain't on the page, it ain't on the stage."

The new Lindsay Lohan film, "I Know Who Killed Me", ain't on the stage.

This movie is flat out terrible!

How terrible! I did something I've never done while watching a film away from home. I nodded off. Several times!

In an unkind review in today's Los Angeles Times, the reviewer is kind when she doesn't mention the names of the director or writer of "I Know Who Killed Me".

I'm not in the mood to let them off that easily. With what they had to work with, the main (name) actors, Lindsay Lohan, Julia Ormond and Neal McDonough were fine.

But the writing by Jeffrey Hammond and the directing by Chris Sivertson was butt ugly awful. Sivertson managed to put an hour and fifty minutes on the screen which would have been okay if after the first thirty minutes, the film started making some sense.

Lindsay Lohan plays a young and brilliant piano prodigy named Aubrey who decides for reasons not seriously explained that she wants to stop playing the piano and....Uh, wait a minute. She's now a stripper named Dakota who swears as much as my old Army buddies used to?...Uh, wait a minute...She's being tortured by some freak who gets off on the color blue? A freak who cuts off one of her arms and part of a leg and leaves her somewhere for her to die only to be discovered as the missing Aubrey or Dakota who no one ever seems to have heard of?

And this movie ends, how? I'm still trying to figure that out!

To me, here's what I know when it comes to "I Know Who Killed Me". If you put a beautiful young woman like Lindsay Lohan in a film playing a stripper and she does her thing on a stripper's pole and none of it, in any shape or form is remotely sexy, how is that possible? If, in this same film, you show Lindsay Lohan making love to a guy while she's apparently nude and none of that is sexy, how is that possible?

Because this movie insults the term "train wreck", the only chance this piece of cinematic garbage would have had to sell tickets, would be to show Lohan nude (it doesn't) and maybe then, the film might have made enough to cover costs. Because in the final analysis, it's obvious the only reason any of the three main actors did "I Know Who Killed Me" was because of the "paycheck".

AND THEN THERE'S "THE SIMPSONS"!

While "I Know Who Killed Me" was generating $3.4 million in weekend ticket sales, did you see what "The Simpsons" generated? A whopping $71.9 million! Matt Damon's new "Bourne" film opens this coming Friday and it'll be interesting to see what happens box office wise next weekend.

ARE WE ABOUT TO HAVE ANOTHER "VIEW" OF WHOOPI?

It's looking more and more like a serious announcement is about to be made regarding cast members on ABC's daytime talk show, "The View". Whoopi Goldberg is said to be the person who would replace Rosie O'Donnell and because the show is looking for two new cast members, we're told that the other leading candidate is Sherri Shephard. I'm not that familiar with Ms. Shepherd, but she looks like she'd be a good "fit".

AND NOW A SAD STORY ABOUT A TALK SHOW HOST:

When it came to doing an issues oriented talk show, no one did it better than Tom Snyder. Snyder could also be flat out funny. Ask Dan Ackroyd. Snyder was an inspiration for Ackroyd when Ackroyd was doing "Saturday Night Live".

Tom Snyder has recently been battling a very tough opponent. Leukemia.

Today, Tom Snyder lost that fight. He was 71 and he will be missed.

BARRY BONDS CONTINUES HIS HOME RUN RECORD CHASE IN L.A. TOMORROW:

Barry Bonds is still one home run shy of tieing Hank Aaron's all time home run record and he'll be at Dodger Stadium tomorrow night for the first of a three game series. I know that most of you heard about the back and forth comments between Bonds and Bob Costas, but did you hear about what Chris Rock said to Costas about the steroids controversy on HBO's "Costas Now"?
While saying (in essence) that he might not agree with athletes who choose to take steroids, he seems to understand where they might be coming from when Rock said to Costas, "If you found out that that Dan Patrick was making 20 times more than you and all you had to do was take a pill, you'd take the pill."

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TOMORROW: Some rare good news about Iraq...The subject of jury duty...A cute story from former long time CNN anchor, Patrick Emory and anything else that makes me say, "Whaaat?!?"

"THE SIMPSONS" COMES TO THE BIG SCREEN!!!

It's had an incredible 18-year run on television, a run that shows no signs of ending soon, and now we have the movie!!! That's right, "The Simpsons" are on the big screens beginning today.
A lot of big screens!

I haven't seen it yet, but I've read a lot of reviews. Some are good, some are not so good. But ya know what? That's probably what would happen if these reviewers reviewed the television show.

Let me have a show of hands. How many of you knew that "The Simpsons" are still on television until I just now told you? If you're honest, not all of you are raising your hands which is quite a tribute to "The Simpsons" because it shows that they've managed to survive because new viewers continue to replace any viewers who leave.

That's why I think the audience for "The Simpsons", the movie, will be huge!!!

I won't see "The Simpsons" today, because I'm going to see Lindsay Lohan's new film, "I Know Who Killed Me". I'll get an idea about the attraction of "The Simpsons", because the cineplex I'm going to will (also) be showing "The Simpsons".

Speaking of Lohan's new film...I haven't seen one review of this film in any of the many newspapers I read. Ordinarily, that would mean the people producing the film didn't show screenings for critics because it....Well, there's no other word to use here. Because it stinks! But in this particular case it might simply be because of the recent bad publicity about Lohan, that she brought on herself.

I'm a fan of her work, but Monday, I'll give it to you straight. If I think it stinks, I'll tell you.

Another film opening today features a cast of actors that most people like. "No Reservations", starring Catherine Zeta-Jones, Aaron Eckhart, Abigail Breslin, Patricia Clarkson and Bob Balaban. The reviews for this film are so-so.

Have you seen "Chuck and Larry"? I haven't, but I'm told it's very funny.

All four of the films I've mentioned are playing in the same cineplex I'll be at later this morning. For that matter, so is "Hairspray". If I have enough money and I'm not too full of popcorn, maybe I'll spend the day at this cineplex.

AND NOW THE SERIOUS STUFF:

Do you know who Pat Tillman was? The ex-professional football player who gave up the big money to join the military so he could fight terrorists? The guy who was killed and then awarded a Silver Star for bravery until....Oooops!!! It was revealed that Tillman had been killed by "friendly fire". In other words, one of his own guys! And this story's done nothing but gotten uglier ever since. In a story released yesterday, we learned that medical examiners have concluded that Tillman was killed by an M-16 that was fired from a distance of 10 yards or so!!! That suggests an assassination of some kind, or, to use a military term, "fragging".

Meanwhile, it appears that a 3-star General who was allegedly involved in the cover-up, is on the verge of losing one of his stars. And the investigation is continuing.

AND THEN THERE'S ALBERTO GONZALES:

Speaking of investigations...Attorney General Alberto Gonzales has been on a hot seat that appears to be getting hotter. There's talk about possible perjury charges. Charges he might be able to avoid if he would resign. By refusing, that investigation is continuing.

AND THEN THERE'S BARRY BONDS:

Speaking of investigations...A Grand Jury is still trying to figure out if they'll issue perjury and or tax evasion charges against Bonds while Bonds is busy trying to tie and break Hank Aaron's home run record. Bonds and the Giants host the Florida Marlins this weekend and then Bonds and the Giants will be here in Los Angeles for a three game series with the Dodgers beginning Tuesday.

Sudden Thought: Imagine if you were being investigated by a Grand Jury and everytime you opened a newspaper you were reminded of it. But even if you never open a newspaper, you're reminded about it from loud fans in left field. How many home runs do you think you could hit?

How about singles? Of course if you have no concerns about being found guilty of anything... Wouldn't it be something if that's how the Bonds story ends? That he was guilty of nothing! Except being a jerk!

Final Bonds note...A couple of days ago, Bob Costas hosted a show in which a couple of guys took off after Bonds, verbally. Bonds responded with a shot at Costas. Costas responded to Bonds. Bonds wrote something about it in his blog.

A friend of mine from Entertainment Tonight asked why I didn't mention the above in today's blog?

Here was my response to my ET friend: "I chose to ignore it. Costas had a couple of guys who were willing to pop off. Understandable. Bonds chose to react. Understandable. Costas chose to react to Bonds' reaction. High school. Bonds chose to apologize in his blog for calling Costas a midget."

Well, I guess I did end up writing about it, didn't I?

Full disclosure: Bob Costas and I got our first big break(s) at the same radio station in St. Louis at the same time. I've always liked Bob, but I wouldn't have reacted to Bonds. Off the record and to my friends, I would have simply said, "Midget this!", a response that can mean any number of things.

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MONDAY: I'll tell you what I thought of the films I'll see this weekend and anything else that makes me say, "Whaaaat?!?"

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND EVERYBODY!

HAVE YOU NOTICED THE PRICE OF MILK?!?

Yesterday, I was in my favorite Ralph's Market. That would be Kroger's in other parts of the country. When I buy milk, I buy two gallons at a time, because it's cheaper that way. Fat Free is the type I buy and if you're trying to save money, you have to be sure you're buying milk that says, "BUY 2 & SAVE" on the cap. I've been doing this for years and the cost for most of that time has been in the high two-dollar or low three-dollar range for both gallons. It got up into the high three-dollar range recently, but yesterday's price was an eye-opener. Close to $5.50 for the two gallons. And yes, pretty much everything else has gone up except for cookies and other junk food items. A contentious contract for supermarket workers was recently settled and my first thought after being shocked at the price of milk was, "So is this is how Ralph's plans to get the money back for all the health benefits they agreed to?" Has the cost of milk gone up dramatically where you shop? Or anything else in your favorite supermarket? If so, I'd love for you to share so the rest of us can compare. Please send to scottstjames@sbcglobal.net.

SHOULD A CANAL MAKE ADJUSTMENTS THAT WOULD MAKE IT EASIER FOR ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS?

Have you been paying attention to this All American Canal story? It's an 82-mile canal which carries water from the Colorado River along the border with Mexico. Some much needed repairs to the canal were recently made so that a lot of people can be sure their needed supply of water won't be disrupted.

Once again, under the category, "No good deed goes unpunished", some activist do-gooders (like the L.A. Times) are raising hell about the repairs. Why? Because a claim is being made that unless steps and rescue equipment are built into the concrete lining of the All American Canal, illegal immigrants might drown.

Hel-low!!! We're trying to keep illegal immigrants out of this country! If the word gets out that by trying to get here by using this canal could be hazardous to your health, I'm having a real hard time understanding what's wrong with that!

ON THE DAY MICHAEL VICK STANDS BEFORE A JUDGE TO ENTER A PLEA ABOUT WHAT IS BASICALLY A CRUELTY TO DOGS CASE, WE LEARN ABOUT A VERY COMPASSIONATE CAT!

We've all heard about the Michael Vick case. He enters a plea in Richmond, Virginia today. If he's been set up like the Duke athletes were, I hope whoever did it goes to jail. But if Vick is guilty of what he's being charged with, he can be thankful that I won't be the judge.

Having said that, have you heard this story being reported by AP about the compassionate cat at the Steere House Nursing and Rehabilitation Center in Providence, Rhode Island? The 2-year old cat was adopted as a kitten and grew up in a third-floor dementia unit at the facility. He was named "Oscar" and like the old television character of the same name, this cat's a bit of a grouch. Dr. David Dosa says that Oscar takes his work seriously, is generally aloof and "This is not a cat that's friendly to people." But Oscar, who's nicknamed, "The Grim Creeper", has the uncanny ability of knowing when a patient is about to die. When he spots a patient in that condition, he curls up next to that patient during his or her final hours. Most family members of patients appreciate the advanced warning, but everyone remembers when one family member wanted Oscar out of the room while a family member died. While outside that room, Oscar's unhappiness was noted because everyone could hear Oscar pacing and meowing his displeasure in a way that made people realize that upsetting "The Grim Creeper" or furry grim reaper, is an idea best discarded.

SHOWBIZ ITEMS:

Nothing new on Lindsay Lohan except that her new film, "I Know Who Killed Me" opens tomorrow.

I saw the first episode of "Damages" yesterday. That's the new Glenn Close show on FX, Tuesday nights at 10 and repeated at other times the rest of the week. Wow! Glenn Close plays a tough as nails lawyer and she is surrounded by other good performances turned in by Rose Byrne, Tate Donovan, Ted Danson and others. Watching Close made me think I was watching an acting clinic. Basically, this is a story about the Close character wanting to bring down the Danson character and in just the first episode we saw a lot of twists and turns. I mean we are left to wonder who the good guys are in this serialized drama!?! I can hardly wait for the second episode!

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DRUG CHARGES HAVE BEEN DROPPED, BUT LINDSAY LOHAN COULD STILL BE FACING PRISON TIME!

Lindsay Lohan got a little good news yesterday. Police who said Lohan was being charged with drug possession in addition to her early morning DUI problem, now say there is no charge of drug possession.

But the problem....no....make that prob-lems Lohan are facing have to do with two different DUI investigations. Basically, what this means is that Lindsay Lohan's lawyers are going to have to convince prosecutors that there was some kind of good explanation for what appears to have been a double dose of criminal behavior.

That going to sleep in her car DUI charge looked to me like something a prosecutor might have said, "Well, she was sleeping it off as opposed to causing a danger to society" kind of thing, but this deal yesterday morning will require some serious splainin', if you catch my drift. When police become involved because of a 911 call from someone who says they're being chased by a car and then when police arrive, it's discovered through various testing procedures that the person who was doing the chasing can't pass standard DUI tests, then Lindsay Lohan ends up with a whacha call a "Trouble in River City" moment.

I mean, unless you're totally screwed up, what the heck are you doing chasing someone with your car when you've been drinking? For that matter, even if you're sober? Apparently all Lohan wanted to do was talk to the woman she was chasing. A woman she apparently knows! If I'm a prosecutor weighing the merits of a possible prosecution of this case, one of the first questions I would have is, "Because you knew the person you were chasing and police say that all you did when you caught up to her was argue, did the thought of using a phone ever cross your mind?"

And here's another question. "You just got out of a highly publicized stint in rehab. You fall off the wagon. Okay. Stuff happens. Why didn't you or your handlers have a plan in place for this eventuality? A plan that would involve the use of a limo or another driver?"

Ya know what? If I'm the prosecutor and it's determined that no plan like that was even discussed, then I'm thinking Lindsay Lohan should go to jail! The charge? For being unbelievably stupid!

AND THEN THERE'S BRITNEY SPEARS:

Have you heard about this latest Britney Spears meltdown? It apparently happened during a photo shoot and interview with OK! Magazine. A meltdown that won't have criminal implications, but because of alleged moves being made by Kevin Federline, this latest Spears' stunt could result in her losing custody of her children. Now imagine for a second that you're the Judge who has to make a decision in that child custody battle. Wouldn't you seriously consider the possibility of awarding the kids to darn near anyone but those two?

L.A. COUNTY FORECLOSURES ARE UP 800%:

Scary, scary stuff in the real estate market here. An 800% increase in home foreclosures in Los Angeles county and the fear is that things will get worse. That's a direct result of all those "too good to be true" refinancing deals that homeowners took advantage of. Now that the reality of that "fool's gold" scheme has reared it's ugly head, a few years from now, the negative effects of the massive expansion of Indian Casino gambling will have lawmakers scratching their heads and saying, "What were we thinking?"

FUN ON THE RADIO:

If you're listening to this blog on one of the internet stations it's on, you're aware of the fun I've been having with this! Last night, I began having some once a week fun that I will continue to have with my old friend Joe McDonnell who's the night time host on KLAC here in Los Angeles. I'm on with him TFN ('til further notice) every Tuesday evening from a little after 9:30 to close to 10. It's a sports talk show, but along with his co-host Tim, Joe and I talk about darn near anything. We had some fun last night and if you get a chance, please check us out next Tuesday.

SPEAKING OF SPORTS:

With Bud Selig in the house, Barry Bonds stayed stuck on 753 homers... Michael Vick has been asked to stay away from the Atlanta Falcons for a while... And NBA Commissioner David Stern looked very uncomfortable while talking about his gambling referee yesterday.

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BIG TROUBLE FOR LINDSAY LOHAN!!!

Entertainment Tonight broke the news early this morning that Lindsay Lohan was arrested for drunk driving in Santa Monica, California and for driving with a suspended license. Lohan allegedly (also) had cocaine in her pants pocket. Lohan was supposed to be charged with a previous offense today!

Short Commentary: Man, oh man, oh man! I know a lot about addictive behavior and I've (publicly) been rooting for this young woman. A very talented actress who has issues none of us can possibly understand. I mean, she's young, beautiful and rich! What more could she want? Who knows, but a very good friend of mine (who's not so young anymore) had it all, too. Talent, looks, money and fame and because he also couldn't stop his destructive behavior, his life (as he sees it) is pretty much over. No one but no one understands what an addict might be going through except another addict. Nancy Reagan used to say, "Just say no!" Oh, if only it were/was, that easy.

What's next? Well, because of what happened to Paris Hilton, jail time figures to be on the horizon for Lindsay Lohan when what she probably needs is mandatory hospitalization of some kind.


CARDINAL MAHONY'S SUPPORT GROUP:

Speaking of trouble...Before going any further, let me be clear about something. I'm not a prosecutor. I've played one on TV, but I don't know a lot about what a prosecutor can or can't do. Having said that, I find myself baffled at the thought that no criminal charges have been brought against Cardinal Mahony. I mean, not even some sort of conspiracy charge?

Okay, that's the legal thing.

What about the moral thing? Most people seem to think that what Cardinal Mahony was a part of was beyond disgusting.

But according to a story in Sunday's Los Angeles Times that was titled, "The Teflon Cardinal", the opinion expressed was that because Mahony made it his business to support illegal immigrants and all latinos early on, that has resulted in unwavering support for Cardinal Mahony from the latino community despite the fact that some of the children abused by outlaw priests were latino! After breathing deeply and exhaling to that revelation, one can only say, "Go figure!"

YESTERDAY'S COMMENTARY THAT TOOK ISSUE WITH THE KFI EMPLOYEE WHO PRETENDS TO BE JESUS CHRIST:

I live in Los Angeles and I write and broadcast from Los Angeles, but a lot of people who read and listen to this blog don't live here. More than one of you pointed out that yesterday's commentary wasn't really about a Los Angeles host or radio station, but was (instead) about how religion does and can affect people. Pure and simple.

SHOWBIZ STUFF:

Drew Carey will be the new host of "The Price is Right". No one but no one was talking about Carey even being a candidate!

The new Glenn Close show, "Damages" begins on FX at 10 tonight. Here's the first sentence in a review of "Damages" that was written by David Kronke in today's Los Angeles Daily News: "Tonight's premiere of 'Damages' concludes with a plot twist that is so cruel, diabolical and brilliantly twisted that you'll either curse the hour you spent watching it or curse the week you'll have to wait until the next episode." I don't know about you, but when I read something like that, I'm making sure I set my TiVo properly. Kronke concludes his review with this: "Damages" is yet another dark, smart addition to the FX network's canon of smart programming aimed at smart adults."

DIET SODA MIGHT MAKE YOU GAIN WEIGHT:

There's a new study out claiming that excessive use of diet soda might make you gain weight because of something in the soda that makes you crave and consume a lot of sweets. I bring this up because I drink a lot of diet soda and I've noticed that I've gained what for me is a lot of weight.

A SUSPICIOUS BOAT RESULTS IN A REMARKABLE DISCOVERY:

We'll close with the story about Chinese police who were trailing a suspicious boat two days ago. While the boat was trying to land on the side of a river near Vietnam, police moved in when they saw four people carrying bags off the boat. When those people saw the police, they jumped into the river and swam away. When police boarded the boat, they found a bunch of other bags and were shocked when they opened the bags. 270 live crocodiles were in those bags. The 270 crocs were destined for underground leather factories to be made into shoes and bags, but if those cops hadn't been quick on their feet, by the time the 270 crocs got to the factories, they would have been bigger because of all the cops they would have eaten.

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TOMORROW: I'll tell you about a radio show I guested on tonight...I'll hopefully tell you about two films I recently saw on the premium channels...Annnd anything else that makes me say, "Whaaaat!?!"

JESUS CHRIST? ALIVE? AND ON KFI?!?

While on my way to attend a very early morning breakfast meeting yesterday, I had my car radio on KFI here in Los Angeles.

And what I heard, got my attention, big time.

The guy hosting the show I was listening to identified himself as Jesus Christ. Apparently he's on KFI every Sunday morning between 6 and 9.

Stupid me. I was under the impression that after his second death, Jesus Christ was busy living his afterlife in a place we're told is Heaven.

Apparently not. While listening yesterday, I heard him tell people that he's alive and well on KFI and that whatever he was saying to them was coming from the Lord himself.

The thing that had me thinking I was listening to an episode of "The Twilight Zone" or a guy who was ready to go to a mountain top with a bucket of Kool-Aid, was something he said to a listener who told the story about his wife who had died because of cancer. The listener wanted and needed to be assured by Jesus Christ that he (the listener) would be joining his wife in Heaven to enjoy an afterlife of eternity with her.

The KFI host calling himself Jesus Christ went on a riff about how the listener would in fact join his wife in Heaven, but the happy marriage that he experienced here on earth would be a little different in Heaven because yes, he (the listener) would still be married, but in Heaven, he (the listener) and his wife would now be married to ME! "Me" being, Jesus Christ, the KFI host.

Wellll, .... because it's Jesus Christ, you have to believe he knows what he's talking about, but right then and there I began to think that what I was listening to was a little freaky.

No, make that a lot freaky!

It was obvious that the listener believed he was talking to Jesus Christ because of the way the listener responded to what the host said and the way he ended up thanking the host.

There were other examples of listeners who called and said things that made it very clear to me that they also believed they were speaking to someone who many believe is the Son of God.

Maybe if I heard the show more often, I would get the "humor" I didn't understand yesterday. I'm very familiar with radio shtick. At one time, I was considered to be pretty good at it.

I'm told that this KFI host is really an employee who is a KFI marketing director of some kind and is also a student of religion. I tell you this in case you've heard him and have enjoyed listening to and or speaking with a man you believe to be the Son of God.

Religion does that to people. It's based on faith. You believe for a variety of reasons, but in the end, your faith gives you comfort.

What I heard on KFI yesterday sounded to me....Well, the simple way to put it would be to say that what I heard was bothersome to me. There are no legal issues here. I mean, God doesn't figure to testify against him in court. But playing with people's minds is dicey. And what I heard yesterday was a KFI host who (no matter how well meaning the intention) was playing with people's minds. If you've heard this host and would like to comment, please do. scottstjames@sbcglobal.net

SHOWBIZ STUFF:

A new show will debut on TNT at 10 tonight. "Saving Grace", starring Oscar winner, Holly Hunter. The reviews are good and that means TNT will now have three good shows on Monday nights. The Treat Williams show, "Heartland" will move to 8 on Mondays and be followed by Kyra Sedgwick's, "The Closer" and then "Saving Grace".

Another award winning actress, Glenn Close will debut her new show, "Damages", tomorrow night at 10 on FX. This show also stars Ted Danson who plays a bad guy that the Glenn Close character will be trying to bring to justice.

SPORTS ITEMS:

Barry Bonds still has 753 homers. He'll be trying to tie and break Hank Aaron's record of 755 homers during a 4-game series against Aaron's Atlanta Braves that will begin tonight.

Have you heard about that NBA referee who's in trouble for allegedly betting on NBA games and making calls in games he had bet on that allegedly helped him win his bets? Needless to say, Tim Donaghy is no longer an NBA referee, but new procedures for referees figure to be in place soon, if not already. Like unannounced lie detector tests and unannounced monitoring of phone calls involving referees.

Tiger Woods didn't win the British Open yesterday and he hasn't won any tournament recently. Because of all the major tournaments Tiger Woods has won, this should be no big deal, buuuut...One can't help but remember when Tiger was so hot and the words that were spoken by Lee Trevino when he said something like, "It'll be interesting to see how well Tiger plays when he's married and begins to have kids."

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TOMORROW: I'll tell you about unwavering support Cardinal Mahony gets and why he gets that support despite all the unanswered questions about pedophile priests. I'll (finally) tell you about a couple of films I recently saw on the premium channels. I'll tell you about a local radio show I'll be a part of once a week beginning tomorrow night. Annnnd...anything else that makes me say, "Whaaaat?"

HANK WON'T COME TO SEE BARRY, SO BARRY IS GOING TO WHERE HANK IS REMEMBERED! TWICE!

Home run king Hank Aaron says he won't show up where Barry Bonds might tie and or break Aaron's home run record. Fair enough, but look at what the schedule makers have done.

Yesterday, in Chicago, Barry Bonds whacked two homers while driving in six runs. Bonds now has 753 home runs. Aaron's record is 755. Hank Aaron began and ended his career in Milwaukee. Hank Aaron performed many of his heroics while playing in Atlanta where Aaron is an executive for the Braves.

In what can only be described as irony with a capital "I", Barry Bonds' next three games will be in Milwaukee. Tonight through Sunday. After those games, Bonds and the Giants will play four games against Atlanta, beginning Monday!

Let the games begin!

EMMY NOMINATIONS:

Yesterday, the Emmy nominations were announced. The Sopranos got a bunch of nominations as did two made-for-TV westerns, which from a personal note is encouraging, because I'm trying to produce a made-for-TV western, but that's another story.

I'm not going to mention all the nominees. Just the actors or shows I would like to see win.

Drama Series: My choice wasn't nominated, so I would nominate and then choose, "Brothers & Sisters".

Comedy Series: "Entourage".

Actor, Drama Series: James Spader, "Boston Legal".

Actress, Drama Series: Sally Field, "Brothers & Sisters".

Actor, Comedy Series: Alec Baldwin, "30 Rock".

Actress, Comedy Series: Mary Louise Parker, "Weeds".

Supporting Actor, Drama Series: William Shatner, "Boston Legal".

Supporting Actress, Drama Series: Rachel Griffiths, "Brothers & Sisters".

Supporting Actor, Comedy Series: Jeremy Piven, "Entourage".

Supporting Actress, Comedy Series: Vanessa Williams, "Ugly Betty".

Those are my choices! I'd love to hear your choices! Send 'em to me! scottstjames@sbcglobal.net.

Short blog today because I have to run out the door to an early morning acting assignment.

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MONDAY: I'll tell you about a couple of films I recently saw on the premium channels. If Barry Bonds has tied or broken the home run record, we'll talk about that. Annnd...anything else that makes me say, "Whaaat?"

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND EVERYBODY!!!

IS IT LONG PAST TIME FOR THE CATHOLIC CHURCH TO ELIMINATE MANDATORY CELIBACY FOR THEIR PRIESTS?

While many citizens express concern about predatory priests who have ruined lives of innocent children and wonder why a covering up cardinal isn't in jail, there are two other things I (and others) can't help but wonder about.

What kind of leadership is coming out of the Vatican that seems to aid and abet in what has been a far too many years of "turn a blind eye" to these criminal acts approach?

And isn't it way past time to reconsider mandatory celibacy for priests? I mean, what is the overall good in enforcing a "basic needs" mandate on a group of people who want to serve God? I understand discipline. Hell, I was in the Army! But after all of our training, in addition to serving our country, we were also allowed to live! Why can't it be like that for Catholic priests?
I mean, these are people that sinners go to for advice (not to mention absolution) about marital difficulties and other issues involving sexual activity. I don't know about you, but doesn't the question I'm about to pose occur to many? Which is, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned, but before I go any further, what in the heck do you know about marital or any problems associated with sexual activity?"

I know. A cynic has an immediate sarcastic answer to that question now, but I'm being serious. Doesn't anyone in the Vatican think that maybe the celibacy mandate could have had a little something to do with the actions of their wayward priests?

There's an old saying; "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." Here's a newsflash for the Vatican. It's broke!

SHOWBIZ STUFF:

CBS officials are saying that Mandy Patinkin's sudden departure from "Criminal Minds" had to do with personal issues and that Patinkin gave them no warning. Seven scripts now have to be rewritten, but Patinkin will apparently appear in the first episode, an episode that figures to explain in a fictional way why this character is leaving and where he's going. How much tension do you think will be on that set? People who were associated with "Chicago Hope" remember when Patinkin did the same thing on that show. Patinkin is very talented and he figures to be offered future opportunities, but any new contract he signs figures have some interesting stipulations that will be spelled out in capital letters.

Speaking of talented actors...The new "Grey's Anatomy" spin-off has already fired a main actor. During the special showing of "Private Practice" in an episode of "Grey's Anatomy", we saw Merrin Dungey appear as Kate Walsh's best friend and Dungey was on board as a series regular. Oops! Kate Walsh's new best friend will now be played by Audra McDonald. I don't know why Dungey was let go, but McDonald is a heck of a hire. She's a well known Broadway actress who's a four-time Tony winner and who I thought was absolutely terrific in a TV show called "Mister Sterling" that starred Josh Brolin.

Speaking of new TV shows...I don't know about you, but am I the only one who hasn't come close to sampling all the TV channels that are out there now? I bring this up because of a great review I just read about a show that will debut on AMC at 10 tonight. I've never watched AMC. But I will tonight because of a new show called, "Mad Men". "Sopranos" writer Matthew Weiner created this show and it's described by the L.A. Daily News' David Kronke as possibly being "one of the most politically incorrect shows on television right now." Here's all I need to know. One of the stars in "Mad Men" is Elisabeth Moss.

Kronke also gives a great review to another show on at 10 tonight. "Burn Notice" on USA. I told you about this show a few days ago and how much I like the chemistry between lead actors Jeffery Donavan and Gabrielle Anwar. Two shows at the same time? Thank god for TiVo, huh?

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TOMORROW: I'm going to tell you about a couple of films I recently saw on the premium channels and anything else that makes me say, "Whaaat?"

OPRAH IS HOSTING A BARACK OBAMA FUNDRAISER AT HER SANTA BARBARA HOME!

According to a story in today's Los Angeles Times, a fundraiser e-mail was sent out yesterday that included different ways folks could get close to the man (Barack Obama) who would like to be president and the woman who is already (in the eyes of many) The Queen. Queen of what? Who cares? She's Oprah Winfrey.

If you'd like to get an invitation to Oprah's fab Santa Barbara estate on the 8th of September, to get in the door, it costs you only $2300. If you'd like to stay for a VIP reception, $25,000 will get you that ticket! Oh, you'd like to stay for dinner? No problem. $50,000 will allow you to fill your stomach.

This is no small endorsement, folks. Ask any author that Oprah has championed. Hollywood publicist Howard Bragman isn't exaggerating when he says Oprah's endorsement of Barack Obama is "better than the Good Housekeeping seal."

Meanwhile, in the new Newsweek, Anna Quindlen's "The Last Word" column advises Hillary Clinton to approach Barack Obama about being her running mate. But she also mentions there could be an argument for turning that around.

WHILE WE CHEW ON THAT, WHAT'S UP WITH OUR CURRENT PRESIDENT?

President Bush's top counterterrorism advisers have given the president some bad news. The strategy for fighting Osama bin Laden's leadership of al-Qaida in Pakistan has failed. A cynic's first thought would be, "That's news?", but like with all things, it's a bit more complicated than that. President Bush rolled the dice big time on Pakistan's president, a General, who's as qualified to be a General as much as Brownie was qualified to run FEMA. As qualified as Bush is to run the country? I'll let you answer that question!

MICHAEL VICK INDICTED FOR A DOGFIGHTING OPERATION GOING BACK TO 2001!

Oh, those Vick brothers. Both of 'em appear to be familiar with the word trouble and that's with a Capital "T"! Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick is facing up to six years in jail if he's convicted of being "the lead dog", pun intended, in a dogfighting operation that goes back at least six years. If you're a dog lover like I am, when you read what law enforcement officials say these animals were put through by whatever form of savages were running this operation, it will make you sick.

Atlanta Falcons fans are pretty much concerned with one question: Will Michael Vick play football this season? No answer to that question has been provided because the silence from Falcons' headquarters is whacha call, "deafening".

SHOWBIZ STUFF:

NBC seems to be making changes on a daily basis as far as what their new fall schedule will look like. But, when you're at the bottom and you have new leadership, that's to be expected. NBC's latest change is to add "The Singing Bee" this fall instead of after the first of the year. I haven't seen it, but apparently it's some kind of singing reality show.

Yesterday, NBC hosted a gathering of stars to promote "Bionic Woman" and most of them showed up, but the one who didn't make an appearance is the one who most of the questions were about. That would be Isaiah Washington who was added to "Bionic Woman" just a few days ago. The questions about Washington's no-show prompted questions that NBC would rather have not dealt with. Short Commentary: Washington was in a lose-lose position here. I can understand why he didn't show up. "Bionic Woman" is a new show and they're looking for all the good publicity they can get. I believe that Washington felt his appearance would be a distraction. It turns out that this is just another example of the saying, "No good deed goes unpunished."

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TOMORROW: It didn't take long for the child molesting priests and (especially) their enabling cardinal to get out of the news, did it?

MARISA COUGHLIN IS SO SWEET, YOU WANT TO REACH THROUGH THE SCREEN AND GIVE HER A HUG!

Oh, there's plenty of serious stuff to write about and I will, but let's do the showbiz stuff sooner, rather than later.

The TV folks at Lifetime rolled out two new shows that aired Sunday night just before Lifetime's new hit show, "Army Wives".

Sunday nights at 8 on Lifetime, you can now see a show called, "Side Order Of Life". It stars Marisa Coughlin, Jason Priestley, Vivy Porter and Rick Purdy. Marisa Coughlin plays a magazine photographer who really wants to be a writer. Jason Priestley plays her fiance, Vivy Porter plays Coughlin's cancer stricken best friend and Rick Purdy plays Coughlin's boss. Oh...There's also this mysterious guy the Coughlin character accidentally called on her cell phone. Twice! And then on purpose. And then she wonders if it would be all right to call this guy again.

Is he the Coughlin character's real soul mate, or what?

Yes, I did say the Coughlin character has a fiance. The Jason Priestley character who looks like a great catch, buuut...

In Sunday night's first episode of "Side Order Of Life", the wedding was postponed by the Coughlin character. Will it ever happen?

Let me tell you what did happen and it happened immediately! This character played by Marisa Coughlin looks like one of those dream roles that every actor hopes to land. She flat out gives a new definition to the word "sweet". And not the "gag me with a spoon" kind of sweet. The kind of sweet that makes you want to reach through the screen and give her a hug. That kind of sweet!

"Side Order Of Life", Sunday nights at 8 on Lifetime. If the writers don't screw things up, I can guarantee an Emmy nomination for Marisa Coughlin.

Lifetime's new show at 9 on Sunday nights is "State of Mind" and it's about a group of imperfect shrinks who are paid to listen to problems, but in fact, have plenty of problems of their own. The two actors who impressed me the most in this first episode were Lili Taylor who plays Dr. Ann Bellowes and Theresa Randle who plays Dr. Cordelia Banks. I thought the show was pretty good, but I found myself wondering about eventually watching "Side Order Of Life", skipping an hour and then watching "Army Wives".

OTHER SHOWBIZ STUFF:

Former Grey's Anatomy star Isaiah Washington will join NBC's "Bionic Woman" and play a mysterious person who is brought into the scientific organization responsible for creating the Bionic Woman.

Mandy Patinkin is leaving CBS' "Criminal Minds". Patinkin was starring as an FBI profiler named Jason Gideon and his character will be missed. CBS says the exit of this character will be explained in an early episode. Why is Patinkin leaving this hit show? "Creative differences" is the reason given, but that could mean anything. In addition to being a fine actor, Patinkin is also one heck of a good singer.

NBC's "The Apprentice" will come back for a 7th season after the first of the year. The focus will be on celebrities and the first person Donald Trump wanted hired was someone he's been feuding with. Rosie O'Donnell. O'Donnell's spokeswoman said, in essence, "Not in this lifetime or any lifetime."

AND NOW THE SERIOUS STUFF:

There are still a lot of unhappy victims of abuse by priests here in the Los Angeles area. After it was officially announced that 660 million dollars would be divided up among victims with large shares going to lawyers, a lot of victims said what I've (in essence) said. Where's the accountability for Cardinal Mahony? After all, he's the guy who kept transferring priests to places where many of them abused children again. Here's what Los Angeles County District Attorney Steve Cooley said yesterday: "Today's massive civil settlement highlights the institutional moral failure of the archdiocese to supervise predatory priests who operated for years under his jurisdiction. If released confidential documents reveal evidence of criminal activity on behalf of individual priests or anyone else, we will pursue them. The book is not closed on our investigation." Short Commentary: The words sound good. Let's see if action matches the rhetoric spoken by District Attorney Cooley.

A FIRST PERSON ACCOUNT ABOUT A LEGAL IMMIGRANT:

A lot of talk about illegal immigrants and about how we should feel sorry for these lawbreakers who are looking for the easy way "in" despite laws they've already broken here.

Reader Bill Mouzis wrote the following: "My mother and father became legal immigrants in the early 1900's after arriving by ship from Europe in the good ol' USA through Ellis Island, New York. They did it the old fashioned way and did not have to sneak in. They paid their dues, they pledged their allegiance to the USA, they gained citizenship through hard work, they eventually spoke English and they even kissed the ground they stood on. Two of their four boys, born in this country, were wounded in World War II and were proud to have served this great country.

Please, please wake up America!

Thanks for the letter and thanks for your service, Bill.

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TOMORROW: Another letter sent by a reader and whatever else makes me say, "Whaaat!"

HUSH MONEY FOR SINS OF THE FATHERS'!!!

We are told that the Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Los Angeles has agreed to pay 660 MILLION dollars to 508 victims of sexual abuse by priests.

A lot of victims won't get a dime because they waited too long to file a complaint.

Think about this for a minute. Imagine how difficult it must be to tell someone you've been abused by a priest! A person who represents GOD!

We've heard all kinds of stories about parents who didn't believe their kids when they claimed that Father so and so had touched them inappropriately. Or worse!

And then when priests were brought before church officials, what happened? Well, the priests were sent to another church to "work things out". Oh, there were fancier words for what was happening to the priests. Baloney about spiritual cleansing, etc., but the bottom line was that the Catholic Church and in this area, Cardinal Roger Mahony, did their darndest to cover up what were in everyone's minds but Mahony's (and others) that disgusting crimes against children had taken place over and over again!

And for the life of me, why what Mahony and what other enablers have done is not worthy of criminal prosecution is something I simply do not understand.

Do you know what this 660 million dollars buys? For one thing, it buys Cardinal Mahony the opportunity to not have to testify in a trial. But maybe that day will happen one day. Is this something we need to pray for?

WE GET E-MAIL:

I write a lot about illegal immigration, President Bush and entertainment. I don't write much about the e-mails I get, but at the end of each blog, you're encouraged to write to this blog or to my personal e-mail address which is scottstjames@sbcglobal.net. Comments and or questions sent to my personal address are responded to by me with an e-mail. When you write to the blog, the only way I can respond is by mentioning it, like, now.

Friday, because of a vote in the U.S. Senate we didn't learn about until a few hours after the blog had been posted, I went back and changed the headline and our lead story. It was about an 87-1 vote that authorized 50 million dollars for information leading to the capture and or killing of Osama bin Laden and ordered President Bush to refocus on capturing and or killing bin Laden. You would think a requirement like that wouldn't be necessary, but prior to our invasion of Iraq, President Bush said he didn't know where bin Laden was and "I truly am not that concerned about him." No, I didn't say that. President Bush said that.

Reader/listener LB from St. Louis writes:

"I'm thinking a better question than 'Did Paris Hilton get special treatment would be; Did Osama bin Laden get special treatment?

The answer to both is obvious. So, it's more a waste of breath than an exercise in civics.

Here's another question. Did Dick Cheney get special treatment?

Dick Cheney is now the Certs of political bad breath. He's 'two, two, two mints in one'.

He's either part of the Executive Branch, or he's part of the legislative branch. Can he be both?
Nice work if you can get it. Does that mean he also gets two paychecks?

You have to hand it to the guy though. He's managed to prune all the branches without getting his nails dirty.

Cheney gives new meaning to 'the constant gardener'.

I hope he stays the hell out of my yard!

Thanks, LB and if you'd like to read more about the way your mind seems to work, I recommend Maureen Dowd's column in yesterday's New York Times. It's titled, "Who's Sorry Now" and it's an imaginary letter written by President Bush which is titled, "How I Look at my Mistakes". And that imaginary letter is followed by an imaginary letter written by VP Cheney with the same title. A letter that consists of two words.

Tomorrow, you'll read a first person letter sent to me about illegal immigration.

LINDSAY LOHAN IS OUT OF REHAB:

After more than six weeks of therapy in an alcohol and drug rehab treatment facility, Lindsay Lohan has left the building. That was Friday. Saturday, Lohan was seen partying at Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas with friends of hers. Hold on! It's not what you think! As part of an intensive outpatient program, Lohan is wearing an alcohol-detecting ankle bracelet. One drink and an alarm is set off somewhere. Her outpatient program also includes going to Alcoholics Anonymous meetings, taking daily sobriety tests and receiving therapy.

A NEW TV SHOW AND A 2006 FILM:

There's a new show on the USA Network, Thursday nights at 10 that I finally saw. "Burn Notice". It's about a former government agent who's played by Jeffrey Donovan and his very interesting partner who's played by Gabrielle Anwar. Sharon Gless also stars as the Donovan character's mother. It's an interesting show, but what's great about "Burn Notice" is the chemistry between Donovan and Anwar. I mean this is Bruce Willis/Cybil Shepherd chemistry!

A 2006 film titled "Shadowboxer" is on the premium cable channels now. It stars two Oscar winners. Cuba Gooding Junior and Helen Mirren. They play hired assassins. Interesting casting, huh? I thought it was an interesting film, but it was a film that I thought could have been better. We've all seen those kinds of films, right? "Shadowboxer", despite it's occasional lapses into weirdness, keeps your attention thanks to Gooding and Mirren as well as good performances by Vanessa Ferlito who plays a woman on the run and by Stephen Dorff who plays a very bad guy who wants the Ferlito character dead.

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TOMORROW: A first person letter about the illegal immigration business annnd whatever else makes me say, "Whaaat!"

U.S. SENATE VOTES 87-1 TO TELL BUSH TO GO AFTER OSAMA bin LADEN AND DOUBLES THE MONEY!!!

Now we're talkin'!!!

In a vote of 87-1 today, the United States Senate authorized 50 MILLION DOLLARS for the killing, capture or information leading to the capture of the guy who's really responsible for what happened on 9/11. If this bill is also passed by the House of Representatives, in addition to the 50 million dollar bribe/bounty for the capture or killing of Osama bin Laden, the bill would require President Bush to refocus on capturing or killing bin Laden.

If the House passes this bill and President Bush vetoes it? Well, we'll then be reminded of what Bush said a year before Bush ordered the invasion of Iraq when he said he didn't know where bin Laden was and "I truly am not that concerned about him."

DID PARIS HILTON GET SPECIAL TREATMENT?

Some people in the Sheriff's department are claiming that while she was in jail, Paris Hilton received special treatment. What kind of special treatment? Well, there's an investigation going on, but we're told that a Sheriff's Captain delivered Paris' mail to her while other inmates got their mail from a jail trustee. There's a charge that Hilton was allowed to use a cell phone while in jail as opposed to using a jail phone that requires inmates to call "collect". There's another charge that Paris' jail uniform was new as opposed to a used uniform that all other inmates get.

I don't know if any of these charges are true, but let's assume (for fun) that they are true. Your reaction would be, what?

Here's my reaction. I'm shocked and that bulge you see in the area of my cheek is my tongue.

EARLIER ITEM ON PRESIDENT BUSH AND IRAQ:

While speaking with reporters yesterday, President Bush said (in essence) that Congress should let him manage the war and that Congress should concentrate on funding the troops. It appears as though that will end up happening until the 15th of September when General Petreaus issues his "status report". What will happen after that is anybody's guess.

When asked about the Libby commutation and his earlier assertion that anyone in the White House who was guilty of leaking Valerie Plame's CIA connection would be "fired", the president more or less answered by blowing it off. He referred to the Plame situation as a distraction and that it was time to "move on".

Short Commentary: While wondering if while his lips were moving, the words were actually coming from Vice President Dick Cheney, I'll give President Bush this; If you're loyal to this president, he will definitely be loyal to you. Is that good for the rest of the country? We'll leave that up to the historians who figure to rank this president and this administration among the lowest of the low, if not the lowest!

SPEAKING OF THE VICE PRESIDENT:

In the latest Newsweek CW (Conventional Wisdom) section, Cheney received a "down arrow" accompanied by these words: "Bad enough that he's totally in charge. What's worse is he's always wrong."

MY COMMENTARY ON ABORTION:

I received a number of responses to my thoughts on abortion that were written two days ago. For those of you who read it, you know that I included a personal experience with abortion. All the responses were positive except for one and it was written by someone who was "Anonymous". And it was only mildly critical. Not in the point that was made, but in the manner in which it was written. Instead of writing some of your responses, let me tell you how this "response thing" works. If you send a response to me at scottstjames@sbcglobal.net , (which is what most people do), I can reply to your response. If you send your response straight to this blog, two things happen. Your response is forwarded to me and I am asked to approve your response for publication or to reject your response. But there is no way for me to answer your response unless I decide to do it publicly. Just so you know, I have rejected only two responses. One because it was written in a language I couldn't understand and the other was in a language I could understand, but the language was obscene and it was in reference to a public figure.

A FRIEND OF KOBE'S IS RETURNING TO THE LAKERS:

Derek Fisher has agreed to rejoin the Lakers. A three year deal worth 14 million dollars. Does this mean that Kobe will no longer demand to be traded? No one knows, because all of a sudden, Kobe isn't talking.

Short Commentary: Just for fun, let's assume that Kobe will be with the Lakers this season. When he walks into the locker room, what is he going to say to a bunch of "teammates" that he has (in essence) said, are lousy?

On the other side of that coin, what are those "teammates" going to say to Kobe when he does walk into that locker room? Oh, to be a fly on the wall when that happens, huh?

SHOWBIZ ITEMS:

Denis Leary's "Rescue Me" is on FX, Wednesday nights at 10. I finally saw this critically acclaimed show. And now I know what the positive shouting's been about. "Rescue Me" is now "must see TV" for me!

Are you familiar with the actor Don Cheadle. When I first saw him on "Picket Fences", I said, "Whoa!", what do we have here? And he has continued to impress. Cheadle's new film, "Talk to Me" opens today and it's getting terrific reviews!

Congratulations to former Hollywood "bad boy" Charlie Sheen. He's announced his engagement to a real estate agent named Brooke Mueller. He gave her an 11 carat engagement ring. That is so out of my financial reality! Do any of you know how much a rock like that might cost?

EDITOR'S NOTE: If you read this before pictures have been added, come back! Pictures will be up soon. A new blog is written every morning, Monday through Friday and is posted between 7 and 7:15, Pacific Time. Sometimes earlier. Questions and comments can be sent to scottstjames@sbcglobal.net I do write back.

MONDAY: I'll be as surprised as you are!

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND EVERYBODY!